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pokušajte]]> Svaštara Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:54:35 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/eitae-misli-t172.htm#3887 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/eitae-misli-t172.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/6-istina-o-zivotu-t163.htm brain dammaged Sest istina o zivotu: 1.ne mozes dotaci sve svoje zube svojim jezikom 2.svi idioti nakon citanja prve istine to i pokusaju 3.prva istina je laz 4.sada se smejes jer shvatas da si idiot 5.uskoro ces ovo poslati sledecem idiotu 6.i dalje je osmeh na tvom licu jer znas da ces od nekoga napraviti idiota... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:03:09 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/6-istina-o-zivotu-t163.htm#3083 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/6-istina-o-zivotu-t163.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/forumi-na-koje-idete-t75.htm orbit ovom, forum.hr i forksforum.net
na kojima ste vi??]]> Svaštara Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:07:07 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/forumi-na-koje-idete-t75.htm#1284 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/forumi-na-koje-idete-t75.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-alice-cullen-t225.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen 10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”. 9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget. 8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can. 7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin. 6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.” 5. ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:52:51 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-alice-cullen-t225.htm#6237 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-alice-cullen-t225.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-edward-cullen-t226.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:56:31 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-edward-cullen-t226.htm#6239 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-edward-cullen-t226.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-jasper-hale-t220.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale 1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style 2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction. And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale? 3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”. 4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts. 5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:07:07 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-jasper-hale-t220.htm#6210 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-jasper-hale-t220.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/broj-11-t153.htm brain dammaged evo nesto komicno sta san nasa Tajna broja 11 - 11. septembar 2001 1) New York City ima 11 slova. 2) Afghanistan ima 11 slova. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (terorist koji je prijetio da ce srusiti Blizance 1993. godine) ima 11 slova. 4) George W Bush ima 11 slova. Ovo bi mogla biti puka slucajnost, ali postaje zanimljivije: 1) New York je bila jedanaesta savezna drzava SAD-a. 2) Prvi avion koji se zabio u Twin Towers je bio let broj 11. 3) Let 11 je imao 92 putnika. ... Svaštara Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:41:34 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/broj-11-t153.htm#2545 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/broj-11-t153.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/vampiri-21-stoljeaa-t190.htm chotica Pa što vi mislite? Brooke je napisao/la:Po meni ovo nije normalno. Dapače, mislim da je materijal za psihijatre. Meni je to odvratno i nerazumno. Ne razumijem potrebu ljudskom krvlju (vjerujem da nisam jedina). Taj Don (tako se zove?) je rekao da se po njemu ljudi koji hvataju ljude da bi im pili krv trebaju staviti iza rešetaka. E pa mislim da to nisu ljudi već čudovišta. Ali više od toga što on ima potrebu da pije krv, mene je šokiralo to što je ona žena (njegova cura?) zapravo ... Svaštara Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:02:28 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/vampiri-21-stoljeaa-t190.htm#5276 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/vampiri-21-stoljeaa-t190.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/gotoveevi-xd-t246.htm chotica Ja kao apsolutni fan Ante i Simone Gotovac, otvaram ovu temu i odmah počinjem s vijestima. U Gucciju nikad čuli za Simonicu Citat:Iako se Simona Gotovac nedavno predstavila kao ekskluzivno lice Guccija za Hrvatsku, iz talijanske baze te priznate modne kuće otkrivaju kako oni u Hrvatskoj nemaju zastupnika za svoj brand. "U Hrvatskoj trenutačno nemamo zastupnika za naš brend, a kako sada stvari stoje, nećemo ga imati ni u skoroj budućnosti. Surađivali smo s jednom hrvatskom tvrtkom ... Svaštara Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:36:15 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/gotoveevi-xd-t246.htm#7534 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/gotoveevi-xd-t246.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/suzavac-argus-t173.htm Jale www.suzavac-argus.com/

Ima vrlo zanimljivih stvari XD sokera,palica,nozeva suzavaca itd. ]]> Svaštara Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:31:12 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/suzavac-argus-t173.htm#4144 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/suzavac-argus-t173.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-charlie-swan-t231.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan 10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike. 9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet. 8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess. 7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:24:52 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-charlie-swan-t231.htm#6263 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-charlie-swan-t231.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-teenage-renesmee-t230.htm chotica 10 Ways to annoy (teenage) Renesmee 1. Call the discovery channel (or something like that) and tell them Nessie is currently living in the house where you are in. When they arrive at the cullen residence make sure Renesmee opens the door. Go standing next to her and say. " Et voila! I present to you : Nessie!" (It would be even better if you could get Jake to call her Nessie at that moment XD) 2. Ask her if she'd like to take Jakes paw in marriage one day. 3. Don't invite ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:22:03 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-teenage-renesmee-t230.htm#6262 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-teenage-renesmee-t230.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-jacob-black-t229.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black 10. Never use English around him – instead, bark. 9. Call him a space heater. 8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners. 7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet. 6. Inform him that real men sparkle. 5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage. 4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot. 3. Inquire ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:18:57 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-jacob-black-t229.htm#6259 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-jacob-black-t229.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/sve-zanimljivo-sto-naoete-na-internetu-t90.htm Vještica naslov sve govori Svaštara Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:58:06 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/sve-zanimljivo-sto-naoete-na-internetu-t90.htm#1446 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/sve-zanimljivo-sto-naoete-na-internetu-t90.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-bella-swan-t228.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan 10. Ask about Mike. 9. Ask about Eric. 8. Ask about Jacob. 7. Ask about Edward. 6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys. 5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun. 4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy. 3. Say that since ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:03:36 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-bella-swan-t228.htm#6245 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-bella-swan-t228.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-emmett-cullen-t227.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen 10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist. 9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth. 8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship. 7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake. 6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in. 5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male. 4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed. 3. Ask if he is overcompensating ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:00:02 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-emmett-cullen-t227.htm#6242 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-emmett-cullen-t227.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-carlisle-cullen-t223.htm chotica 10 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen 1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!” 2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy 3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water. 4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death? 5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”. 6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:41:21 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-carlisle-cullen-t223.htm#6231 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-carlisle-cullen-t223.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-esme-cullen-t224.htm chotica 10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen 1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail. 2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman. 3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off. 4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:47:49 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-esme-cullen-t224.htm#6233 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-esme-cullen-t224.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-rosalie-hale-t222.htm chotica 10 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale 1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne. 2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her. 3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face. 4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face. 5. Try to exorcise ... Svaštara Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:35:37 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-rosalie-hale-t222.htm#6228 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/10-ways-to-annoy-rosalie-hale-t222.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/biseri-iz-ok-i-slienih-easopisa-t165.htm chotica Biseri iz OK i sličnih časopisa • Masturbiram jastukom… mogu li ostati u drugom stanju? • Kupali smo se zajedno i on je svršio u vodu.. Mogu li ostati trudna? • Gurnuo mi je prst dolje, da li sam još nevina? • Sa dečkom sam stupila u intimne odnose prije godinu dana i stalno koristim pilulu. Prije mjesec dana, na fakultetu sam upoznala momka s kojim sam također stupila u intimne odnose. Moje je pitanje da li moram uzimati još jednu pilulu, jednu za dečka, a drugu za kolegu sa faksa? • ... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:26:31 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/biseri-iz-ok-i-slienih-easopisa-t165.htm#3199 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/biseri-iz-ok-i-slienih-easopisa-t165.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/dnevnik-napaljenih-mornara-t161.htm brain dammaged 31.08.1883 Otplovili smo prema zapadu, nadamo se da cemo naci novi kontinent. Posada je dobro raspolozena, hrana je odlicna, 5 cura iz luke je sa nama i vrlo su sretne. 31.10.1883 Kompas je crko', orijentiramo se po suncu i zvijezdama (kada nije oblacno - prokleti oblaci) Posada je jos uvijek dobro raspolozena, cure su dobro. 30.11.1883 Jak vjetar nam je rastrgao sva jedra osim jednog. To nas je jako usporilo. Posada je jos uvijek dobro raspolozena, cure su dobro. 01.01.1884 Slavimo ... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:59:50 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/dnevnik-napaljenih-mornara-t161.htm#3080 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/dnevnik-napaljenih-mornara-t161.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/18-razloga-zasto-je-ona-za-sex-t159.htm brain dammaged 1. Zato sto zeli potrositi kalorije od pet komada Sacher-torte koje je smazala jucer kod susjede. 2. Zato sto konacno negdje moze vristati iz sveg glasa bez da ju netko proglasi histericnom. 3. Zato sto moze mirne duse buljiti u strop i vidjeti jel' mozda potrebno novo farbanje. 4. Zato sto se muskarci prilikom seksanja puno jace znoje pa onda sve muhe lete na njega. 5. Zato sto konacno ima priliku pricati s njim (cak i ako recenice nisu potpune). 6. Zato sto nema pojma ... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:54:20 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/18-razloga-zasto-je-ona-za-sex-t159.htm#3077 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/18-razloga-zasto-je-ona-za-sex-t159.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/romeo-i-julia-na-bosanski-t160.htm brain dammaged ROMEO: (polupijan ispod njenog prozora) Hajd' bona silazi, ne pravi se luda! JULIJA: (pospana, bezvoljna, nikakva) Ako ti moj stari sidje ostaces bez muda... ROMEO: Nesto mi se, o prohtjelo bas ove prekrasne noci da mi je das JULIJA: Tvoj mac bih zarko osjetiti htjela al' veceras oca m' ne bih smjela. ROMEO: Skraticu za glavu svakog' nek se zna ko te bude im'o prije nego ja. JULIJA: Romeo, Romeo daj jednom shvati samo sam je tebi spremna ... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:57:30 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/romeo-i-julia-na-bosanski-t160.htm#3078 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/romeo-i-julia-na-bosanski-t160.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/za-pijance-t162.htm brain dammaged Za pijance ADSL - absint dupli sa ledom POP - popij odmah pivo IMAP - imas mala amstel pivo VGA - veliki gutljaj amara LCD - lako cugam domacu COM1 - curo odmah meni jednu COM2 - curo odmah meni dvije LPT - lezerno pijem travaricu DIMM - daj i meni martini TCP/IP - tri crna piva / i pelinkovac DHCP - dva hladna crna piva WINS - vina ima, natoci svima ASP - ajmo svi pit' SLIP - sad litru i pelinkovac PPP - pijem pivo popodne DVD - daj vodu drugima ISA - idu ... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:01:05 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/za-pijance-t162.htm#3081 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/za-pijance-t162.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/koji-ste-tip-osobe-t158.htm brain dammaged Uctiv..... Prdne i kaze "pardon" Cinik...... Prdne i gleda ravno u tebe Kavalir.... Pusta damu da prva prdne Pobozan... Prdne i kaze "Bogu hvala" Bezobrazan... Prdi iz vlastitog zadovoljstva Osjecajan... Prdne i kaze "Oh,oh" Veseljak.. Prdne i kaze "Tko prdi,zlo ne misli" Idealist.. Prdi iz uvjerenja, a ne iz guzice Sentimentalan..Prdne i misli kako bi bilo lijepo da prdne Seprtlja...Prdecka cijeli dan i nikako da posteno prdne Naivac...Prdne ... 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SVAKI OD PRIJATELJA JE, DAKLE, PLATIO 100 KN I >>>>>> OTISLI SU U SOBU. >>>>>> NESTO KASNIJE SE JE RECEPCIONAR SJETIO DA SOBA STOJI SAMO 250 KN, >>>>>> ZATO >>>>>> JE POSLAO POMOCNIKA DA VRATI TROJICI PRIJATELJA 50 KN. POMOCNIK SE >>>>>> PUTEM NIJE MOGAO DOSJETITI, ... Svaštara Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:52:38 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/di-je-10-kn-t157.htm#3075 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/di-je-10-kn-t157.htm http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/einsteinov-test-inteligencije-t100.htm chotica Za ovaj zadatak, Einstein je izjavio da ga 98% ljudi na svijetu ne bi znalo riješiti. ZADATAK TREBA RIJEŠITI ZA 15 MINUTA. Zadatak: Pet kuća je obojeno u pet različitih boja. U svakoj kući živi osoba druge nacionalnosti; tih pet vlasnika piju određeno piće, sviraju određeni instrument i drže određene kućne ljubimce; nijedan vlasnik nema istog ljubimca, instrument ili piće. Na osnovu navedenih podataka odgovorite: Tko drži ribice? Britanac živi u crvenoj kući, Šveđanin ... Svaštara Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:46:56 GMT http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/einsteinov-test-inteligencije-t100.htm#1629 http://oskneztrpimir.forumotion.net/svastara-f38/einsteinov-test-inteligencije-t100.htm